What do you do if you get a BONER in public?

topic posted Mon, November 12, 2007 - 9:06 PM by 
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I don’t know how I came across this or it to me, but (lol) when I saw it, I went ‘OH-MY-GOD!’ I don’t know if I was embarrassed for the guy or what. This dude does whatever he can to conceal it in his wrestler tights, but, it’s very evident he got a BIG ‘boner’ while wrestling with his opponent, in a public area mind you. Do these guys get excited when they wrestle? Does adrenaline cause their dicks to swell? Here’s the evidence: youtube.com/watch


Also this is another with a HUGE bulge, from a runner, and it just can’t stop jiggling in his spandex as it runs ahead of him: youtube.com/watch

Has this (getting a boner in public) ever happen to you? What do you do to conceal it, it you try to?

I will repost this in my other tribes.

Terry
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    Re: What do you do if you get a BONER in public?

    Tue, November 13, 2007 - 11:38 AM
    I have gotten many a boner in public...and it depends on how the boner was propped. I usually continue to sit, if sitting down...or fake diareah cramps and crouch over.

    The worse is actually when i've gotten boners around family members. Or when I've woken up and I've run into my grandmother or grandfather with a full on errection. I just move real quick...and walk sideways. Or there's always the Tent excuse... you can act as if nothing has happened and it's just an illusion because of bunched up pants. See the "tent" episode of Curb your Enthusiasm.
    • Re: What do you do if you get a BONER in public?

      Tue, November 13, 2007 - 1:09 PM
      I will check that episode out
      • Re: What do you do if you get a BONER in public?

        Tue, November 13, 2007 - 2:21 PM
        I think this all goes back to Society's Sexual Taboo's concerning a naturally occuring phenomenon in Men namely...an ERECTION.
        Lets face it if a Man gets a Boner in public and he is CLOTHED then just what exactly is WRONG with that? We aren't looking at his Penis,we are seeing an 'outline' of it in his clothing.
        America in particular through the influence of the Christian Faith has come to regard a 'Boner' as Dirty and Perverted.
        A Woman's Nude Breast is considered by America to be Lewd,but in skin-tight spandex or a revealing evening gown it's considered a 'thing of beauty' even though we can see the 'Outline' of her ENTIRE set of Breast's(at times including her Nipples). So what is the 'problem' with a Man getting erect in public view of others? Most public erections 'last' no longer than a few minutes and I for one think getting a Boner while clothed in public is neither 'Obscene' nor should it be a BIG embarrasing ordeal. I 'welcome' my getting a(rather BIG) Boner in public and have never had a 'problem' with one.
        • Re: What do you do if you get a BONER in public?

          Tue, November 13, 2007 - 4:20 PM
          In the case of the wrestler: if he likes the feel the touch the smell of a female, it could be a case of him being surprised that this even happen with another dude. If he likes the feel the touch the smell of a male, well…the jig is up. In any case, I could tell he may have been a little embarrassed and/or had an issue with it happening because he attempted to crouch it away; but the truth prevailed.

          The experience takes place in a public area, for all to see, and I don’t think exhibitionist was on his mind. It just happen, and I asked, what makes that happen when a person (like the wrestlers) get a boner/erection. Is it adrenaline, or do subconscious thoughts automatically trigger excitement.

          I’m not questioning if it’s lewd, wrong, offensive, or disturbs the theology of the Christian or Catholic Church. If I see a dude with a walking-down-the-street-public-boner, I would assume what is on his mind…or could it be a Colostomy Bag? With women – ya never know because it’s not like her breast grows in extra proportion is she’s turned on.

          But also lets be for real: How many of you that saw the ‘youtube’ video, got a boner just be watching? Or just watched in amazement and went; “Oh my --wish I was there.” I’m sure others that have read this post are also clicking on the other links (videos) of the other wrestlers, and runners in the same, hmm ---predicament?

          It’s not the attitude and self-judgments of the one with the swell, but that of the observer.

          Terry
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    Re: What do you do if you get a BONER in public?

    Tue, November 13, 2007 - 4:30 PM
    after viewing both of these vids, my first thot is that i question the authenticity of both.

    my $0.02
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      Re: What do you do if you get a BONER in public?

      Tue, November 13, 2007 - 8:03 PM
      Actually i was going to do the same...because the alleged Boner changed positions .... from left to right....(not that it was meant to be displayed in real time). AND it was suspiciously blurry. I dunno.
      • Re: What do you do if you get a BONER in public?

        Tue, November 13, 2007 - 11:15 PM
        I either quietly sing Smooth Operator by Sade or I visualize my 5'2" and 350lb Aunt Bev in her gardening shorts. The cottage cheese thighs work every time. And, just for the record, a boner messes with the line of my clothing.
        • Re: What do you do if you get a BONER in public?

          Wed, November 14, 2007 - 12:52 AM
          "And, just for the record, a boner messes with the line of my clothing."

          I love you for this line alone.
          • Re: What do you do if you get a BONER in public?

            Wed, November 14, 2007 - 11:36 AM
            Bradley said:
            <and a Boner messes with with the line of my clothing>
            Exactly Bradley! wich is WHY Men should never wear 'Pants!' I mean trousers were designed with a WOMANS Anatomy in mind (a nice smoooooth Crotch!)and not ours with a 'big pile of junk' hanging out in front!
            Free yourself from 'Trouser Tyrrany' wear Utilikilts like I do in place of 'Trousers'!
            The Woman who designed 'Pants' for a Man had 'Torture' on her mind!
            • Re: What do you do if you get a BONER in public?

              Fri, November 16, 2007 - 11:50 AM
              ... you don't think that's kinda sexist? I mean, I haven't checked it out yet, but I bet if we looked, we'd find a man behind trousers, not a woman.
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                Sun, November 18, 2007 - 10:56 AM
                SteamPoof
                How can that Be 'Sexist'? Women wear more trousers today than they do 'feminine' girly clothes.
                The ONLY DIFFERENCE bettween a Man's trousers and a Womans Trousers is:
                Women's 'Button on the right' and Men's 'Button to the left'. beyond that there is NO Difference at all.
                When WAS the last time I saw a Woman dressed in something other than 'Pants'(Slacks?)...Geeze I dunno it's been a LONG while! The 'Un-Feminization' of Women has been around for a LOT of Decades. Skirts,dresses,blouses and heels? ohh yeah..those were the 1950's Women...today they just all dress in Jeans like us Men.
                • Re: What do you do if you get a BONER in public?

                  Fri, November 23, 2007 - 6:12 PM
                  Jake,

                  I don't know what drugs were running through your system when you responded to my post, but you know, like I know, that everything you wrote in response -- that specious, long apologia -- was NOT at ALL what I was referring to and you might as well had said nothing if this was your response.
                • Re: What do you do if you get a BONER in public?

                  Fri, November 23, 2007 - 10:13 PM
                  Jake wrote: ...Women's 'Button on the right' and Men's 'Button to the left'. beyond that there is NO Difference at all. ...
                  >

                  Actually there's quite a bit of difference. Ask your local tailor.
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                    Re: What do you do if you get a BONER in public?

                    Sat, November 24, 2007 - 2:02 PM
                    you said it Scooter. I accidentaly purchased a pair of ladies pants from the "mens pants" second hand bin. When I tried them on at home, I realized my error. No pockets, funny butt dart things, no crotch space but enough bulk on hips to make an extra pair. Not to mention the smaller foot holes.

                    I have learned to try on the second hand pants before buying them.
  • Re: What do you do if you get a BONER in public?

    Sat, December 29, 2007 - 1:00 PM
    Since this thread opened up again, I'll actually answer the question this time. :)

    If I pop a boner in public I try to arrange it so it will be the most noticable. Not poking straight out or anything, but laying to the side or down my leg a bit. If I think people are watching I'll adjust it now and then.

    As for the boners in wrestling singlets...I LOVE that and love youtube for having them. There used to be really good vids on youtube but they got switched to Xtube. :) Check it out...search for strip fight and submission wrestling and fight boys

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