This comes from a convo i had on instant messenger with a tribe member where he brought up the HUGE spike in population would be IF gay men were able to get pregnant. This he said after i told him i had a Degrassi High:The next generation secret shame and That "at least i didn't have a teen pregnancy in high school. (But i had almost everything else..except for boyfriend)

If Gay men were able to become pregnant abortion clinics would be overfled with pregnant twinks and bottomy daddy men too ashamed to admit they'd been knocked up. Gay men would have a high rate of fraternal twins and tripplets and such, with two or three or maybe six daddies...depending on the party. We'd have men having three kids.. one black...one asian and another who'srace is a sheer mystery. The night care industry would BOOM and children would be placed in the care of fat straight women with nothing better to on a saturday night so Daddy/mommy could go to the white party. Fat women would never get laid! And the economy would spike! And knowing men, the resulting children on the playground would regale eachother with tales of where they born..

"My daddy went into labor while go-go dancing at a white party in palm springs ...his water broke in Lance Basses mouth while he trying to rim him! Do you know what white party is? i do! ha!"

And our gyms would run red with blood! Gym bunnies miscarrying on the treadmill and butterfly machines while making bigger pecs.... Anal sex would become messier. Summers Eve and Playtex stock would rocket...and playtex would have to come up with manlier adds to reach their gay demographic... Playtex would become Mantex! Cute boys getting their periods, answering phone calls saying.."Oh i can't tonight...It's that time of the month ...my ass is sore"...and he not be a porn star during a film blitz.)



Most famously David and Victoria Beckham named their first born Brooklyn, after where the kid was conceived....basically the last place they fucked before she missed her period.

Lets say you were knocked up today.... What would your baby's name be?



Think of the last place you had PUBLIC sex...or in a public venue (i say this because it would be more interesting. If you can't think of any or have any.. think of the last place you had sex..if it was at home ... then use your street name). If You had sex at an Exxon gas station... your baby is Exxon.... If it was at Delores Park at 4.m. Your baby girl is named Delores... your baby boy is Parker. Get the idea. Lets roll!


My baby is Charlie.