http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/3aa6ac50-d438-4b18-923e-f20f2e39756e?format=rss Tribe.net. Local Connections http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/3aa6ac50-d438-4b18-923e-f20f2e39756e#ae646866-c912-4919-be69-f6263c5dd2e5 my babies name would be arboretum, middle name bush... Arboretum Bush... thats pretty catchy actually... poor thing tho, the nonsense he/she would have to explain... Sat, 30 Aug 2008 09:05:21 GMT http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/3aa6ac50-d438-4b18-923e-f20f2e39756e#ae646866-c912-4919-be69-f6263c5dd2e5 Stephen 2008-08-30T09:05:21Z http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/3aa6ac50-d438-4b18-923e-f20f2e39756e#2db4ce09-5cba-4865-8eac-a22ffba844f2 James, if your boyfriend agrees, I'd be MORE than happy to be a surrogate father. Tue, 19 Aug 2008 02:01:31 GMT http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/3aa6ac50-d438-4b18-923e-f20f2e39756e#2db4ce09-5cba-4865-8eac-a22ffba844f2 Watchdog 2008-08-19T02:01:31Z http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/3aa6ac50-d438-4b18-923e-f20f2e39756e#a6a0740f-12a0-41b0-a414-7f6bef353720 i wish i could get knocked up, and my boyfriend trys so hard but still no luck, Mon, 18 Aug 2008 21:34:37 GMT http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/3aa6ac50-d438-4b18-923e-f20f2e39756e#a6a0740f-12a0-41b0-a414-7f6bef353720 $item.owner.firstName 2008-08-18T21:34:37Z http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/3aa6ac50-d438-4b18-923e-f20f2e39756e#307ccf25-3719-4fd4-83b0-a575e4c33b99 Agreed. I love having sex with an overweight guy and sleeping in bed with him afterwards... its like a huge cuddly pillow. And for the record we try to get pregnant every night, I just can't seem to conceive :( lol Sat, 09 Aug 2008 23:14:38 GMT http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/3aa6ac50-d438-4b18-923e-f20f2e39756e#307ccf25-3719-4fd4-83b0-a575e4c33b99 Bradley 2008-08-09T23:14:38Z http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/3aa6ac50-d438-4b18-923e-f20f2e39756e#632be242-a68a-453b-adaf-fd34416e2363 Hey, I've always wanted kids, I have cats and dogs instead.................... Sat, 09 Aug 2008 03:28:50 GMT http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/3aa6ac50-d438-4b18-923e-f20f2e39756e#632be242-a68a-453b-adaf-fd34416e2363 jon 2008-08-09T03:28:50Z http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/3aa6ac50-d438-4b18-923e-f20f2e39756e#1362fbcc-6133-411a-903b-923b80e7335e And I was filling in the blanks to continue the conversation. So what's the problem, pro? ;0) Mon, 05 May 2008 02:36:49 GMT http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/3aa6ac50-d438-4b18-923e-f20f2e39756e#1362fbcc-6133-411a-903b-923b80e7335e skooter 2008-05-05T02:36:49Z http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/3aa6ac50-d438-4b18-923e-f20f2e39756e#d7ef9c2b-1d8d-456e-b7e1-8efc274eb3d3 When starting a thread Skooter you CANT add everything! It's simply waiting for others to fill in the blanks which makes the thread full...and conversations emerge. I'd like to think I'm a pro at this. Fri, 02 May 2008 06:24:03 GMT http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/3aa6ac50-d438-4b18-923e-f20f2e39756e#d7ef9c2b-1d8d-456e-b7e1-8efc274eb3d3 $item.owner.firstName 2008-05-02T06:24:03Z http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/3aa6ac50-d438-4b18-923e-f20f2e39756e#b5813d33-f264-473e-ae19-796e4a171c60 thanks for makin me smile many time over on this thread Fri, 02 May 2008 04:57:04 GMT http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/3aa6ac50-d438-4b18-923e-f20f2e39756e#b5813d33-f264-473e-ae19-796e4a171c60 marcel 2008-05-02T04:57:04Z http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/3aa6ac50-d438-4b18-923e-f20f2e39756e#f3242a45-9a08-495a-bb50-cad82b5ef05c ...not to mention the gerbils. Tue, 29 Apr 2008 07:02:12 GMT http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/3aa6ac50-d438-4b18-923e-f20f2e39756e#f3242a45-9a08-495a-bb50-cad82b5ef05c Max 2008-04-29T07:02:12Z http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/3aa6ac50-d438-4b18-923e-f20f2e39756e#d7adb05e-d4d4-424e-9a29-6b55ea90f7ff I LOVE butt-baby!!! And Fabson and Marv-Fabson! I'm still laughing from when I first read this in the morning. :) Tue, 29 Apr 2008 00:42:11 GMT http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/3aa6ac50-d438-4b18-923e-f20f2e39756e#d7adb05e-d4d4-424e-9a29-6b55ea90f7ff Coyote 2008-04-29T00:42:11Z http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/3aa6ac50-d438-4b18-923e-f20f2e39756e#3aecc546-815d-41a0-84a7-0f0842aca3a3 My butt-baby's names would be either be Memorial for a girl and Gardens for a boy. :) Tue, 29 Apr 2008 00:39:37 GMT http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/3aa6ac50-d438-4b18-923e-f20f2e39756e#3aecc546-815d-41a0-84a7-0f0842aca3a3 Coyote 2008-04-29T00:39:37Z http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/3aa6ac50-d438-4b18-923e-f20f2e39756e#501ebc87-d132-4bab-8bae-aeeff765cb03 "Feminazi:" Believe me I grew up around not a few radical feminists, l and sometimes the term is absolutely appropriate. It's about context. I don't think think anyone here is advocating the genocide or enslavement of fat women, and most fags I know have have several fat female friends (of course, given the rate of obesity in the U.S. that's no longer unusual). Tue, 29 Apr 2008 00:15:03 GMT http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/3aa6ac50-d438-4b18-923e-f20f2e39756e#501ebc87-d132-4bab-8bae-aeeff765cb03 Michael 2008-04-29T00:15:03Z http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/3aa6ac50-d438-4b18-923e-f20f2e39756e#835491f5-8728-4f7d-b169-f156e6745a9c Harvey, have to say I wholeheartedly agree. Besides, in this semi-realistic fantasy, it seems the factor of a high incidence of retardation, birth defect and death due to drug and alcohol use seems to have been entirely overlooked. Sun, 27 Apr 2008 17:58:08 GMT http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/3aa6ac50-d438-4b18-923e-f20f2e39756e#835491f5-8728-4f7d-b169-f156e6745a9c skooter 2008-04-27T17:58:08Z http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/3aa6ac50-d438-4b18-923e-f20f2e39756e#9110fd49-b360-4e8d-84f9-9eec2ef54f01 No problem and to anyone else... NOT meant to offend or even say ALL gay men are like this... but come on... There's a truth to it... I posted this in the GAY "alternative" tribes... thinking it would prompt some quick responses to the sheer madness and actual truth of it. Not a blanket really. it was all.... meant in sheer glee and satire. Sat, 26 Apr 2008 00:33:58 GMT http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/3aa6ac50-d438-4b18-923e-f20f2e39756e#9110fd49-b360-4e8d-84f9-9eec2ef54f01 $item.owner.firstName 2008-04-26T00:33:58Z http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/3aa6ac50-d438-4b18-923e-f20f2e39756e#11dd6e02-005f-426b-b0c9-ed20a46cf7c8 Thanks for explaining, Mad Jack. I guess I read it too quickly (and too early in the morning) to catch the satire. I didn't realize you were making fun of people who hold these views. While you have put my concerns about this thread at ease, the guy using the term feminazi does not. But he is just one person I can easily overlook. Thanks again, MJ. Fri, 25 Apr 2008 23:30:11 GMT http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/3aa6ac50-d438-4b18-923e-f20f2e39756e#11dd6e02-005f-426b-b0c9-ed20a46cf7c8 Dean 2008-04-25T23:30:11Z http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/3aa6ac50-d438-4b18-923e-f20f2e39756e#586f0d08-d2a1-4a98-accd-f23a689052c9 DURR.. you are supposed to get HURT by those who are seriously communicating racism, "fatphobia" hahaha, agism...and the rest, instead of those who are purely pointing out such in ridiculous satire in an obviously casual enviroment. I think we laugh about ourselves and others.. and Dean... you're a member of Queer Sex talk... you know me and have seen our more serious conversations about the very issues you project on this Projection. Chill. No harm meant but rather introspective laughter about the ridiculous lives of gay men. And prehaps some creative silly responses. Fri, 25 Apr 2008 23:20:14 GMT http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/3aa6ac50-d438-4b18-923e-f20f2e39756e#586f0d08-d2a1-4a98-accd-f23a689052c9 $item.owner.firstName 2008-04-25T23:20:14Z http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/3aa6ac50-d438-4b18-923e-f20f2e39756e#fdbe1eb2-a06a-4bbf-b4bf-4d9a86c478c1 Fat women DO get laid but they'd NEVER get laid if they were looking after their gay boyfriends children. The post was flippant and actually meant as a direct mirror of the gay male majorities attitude...and hypothetically how those attitudes would manifest themselves if men were able to procreate...GAY men. Majority gay men. This by no means is a SERIOUS thread about male procreations... just a pole to use to make fun of the mainstream gay male consciousness. OF course a gay circuit boy is going to find his nearest hag to pawn his fucking kids onto.... and Course gay men are going to fetishize their periods and make money off it. A great deal of gay men ARE Misogynistic... thats the point. Fri, 25 Apr 2008 23:14:44 GMT http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/3aa6ac50-d438-4b18-923e-f20f2e39756e#fdbe1eb2-a06a-4bbf-b4bf-4d9a86c478c1 $item.owner.firstName 2008-04-25T23:14:44Z http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/3aa6ac50-d438-4b18-923e-f20f2e39756e#0a1350af-8253-4773-bed3-39f4520e7457 "Feminazi:" what a nice term! I guess I was all wrong... there is no misogyny in the gay community. Silly me! Does it have to be a serious conversation for racism, sexism, or homophobia to be hurtful? Jokes are one way in which we communicate and spread ideas around. They are at least as effective as serious conversations at spreading hate about various groups. Seems to me that the case has been well made about how jokes, cartoons, and comedic portrayals of blacks and Jews have contributed greatly to racism and anti-Semitism, for example. Fri, 25 Apr 2008 23:02:47 GMT http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/3aa6ac50-d438-4b18-923e-f20f2e39756e#0a1350af-8253-4773-bed3-39f4520e7457 Dean 2008-04-25T23:02:47Z http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/3aa6ac50-d438-4b18-923e-f20f2e39756e#17f1addb-96a1-4620-bdad-11ffc5e40665 "I don't see what misogyny and fatphobia has to do with gay male procreation" chill dude. this is such not a serious conversation. I'm reminded of a conversation I had with one of my mom's feminazi acquaintances: Me (singing) : Get out of my dreams and into my car (get in the backseat baby!)! Feminazi: You know that song is about rape. Me: Oh. Fri, 25 Apr 2008 22:32:32 GMT http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/3aa6ac50-d438-4b18-923e-f20f2e39756e#17f1addb-96a1-4620-bdad-11ffc5e40665 Michael 2008-04-25T22:32:32Z http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/3aa6ac50-d438-4b18-923e-f20f2e39756e#f222c2b7-f225-45e5-a586-15318a7fc499 “fat straight women with nothing better to on a saturday night” “Fat women would never get laid!” Excuse me? Is this not the "Alternative Gay People" tribe? Did I walk into the "Bitchy, snobbish, high and misguided Twinks circuit party tribe” by mistake? I don't see what misogyny and fatphobia has to do with gay male procreation. FYI, fat women do get laid, and not just for procreation reasons. And yes, I do have a sense of humor. Just not the bitchy, snobbish kind. Fri, 25 Apr 2008 18:43:16 GMT http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/3aa6ac50-d438-4b18-923e-f20f2e39756e#f222c2b7-f225-45e5-a586-15318a7fc499 Dean 2008-04-25T18:43:16Z http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/3aa6ac50-d438-4b18-923e-f20f2e39756e#9af763a8-af98-4709-b25e-e30c0920ec04 There would be a bunch of thirty-somethings named Bea and Rock, conceived at LA's Griffith Park. Fri, 25 Apr 2008 00:46:56 GMT http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/3aa6ac50-d438-4b18-923e-f20f2e39756e#9af763a8-af98-4709-b25e-e30c0920ec04 Max 2008-04-25T00:46:56Z http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/3aa6ac50-d438-4b18-923e-f20f2e39756e#7c2824bc-22d3-4fac-973e-5792ec1a2319 Delta for a girl Miles for a boy -conceived in the Mile High Club Fri, 25 Apr 2008 00:42:21 GMT http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/3aa6ac50-d438-4b18-923e-f20f2e39756e#7c2824bc-22d3-4fac-973e-5792ec1a2319 Max 2008-04-25T00:42:21Z http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/3aa6ac50-d438-4b18-923e-f20f2e39756e#270de451-9b43-4e83-9c71-6125505b0caa p.s. - my baby's name is Minna Thu, 24 Apr 2008 23:08:59 GMT http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/3aa6ac50-d438-4b18-923e-f20f2e39756e#270de451-9b43-4e83-9c71-6125505b0caa Sean 2008-04-24T23:08:59Z http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/3aa6ac50-d438-4b18-923e-f20f2e39756e#01475f38-2b78-46d7-b875-69c15b293970 agreed on both counts, jack. and that "red wing" response was a vividly hilarious good call to boot. bullseye! (but wait, that sounds fetishy too...) ha. Thu, 24 Apr 2008 23:08:06 GMT http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/3aa6ac50-d438-4b18-923e-f20f2e39756e#01475f38-2b78-46d7-b875-69c15b293970 Sean 2008-04-24T23:08:06Z http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/3aa6ac50-d438-4b18-923e-f20f2e39756e#b91a48d1-f4fd-4739-a2d4-e5b8c5dd8697 Since I'm old enough to have "Grand" children, I think that if they were the product of gay pregnancy, I'd have to demand they be called "Fabulous" children. Something like, "...and this is my fabchild, Michael II, named after me. He's my butt-baby son's first child." When he has children, and if I'm still around, I'd have Marv-Fab children ("Marvelous Fabulous" instead of "Great Grand"). Thu, 24 Apr 2008 21:25:09 GMT http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/3aa6ac50-d438-4b18-923e-f20f2e39756e#b91a48d1-f4fd-4739-a2d4-e5b8c5dd8697 Watchdog 2008-04-24T21:25:09Z http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/3aa6ac50-d438-4b18-923e-f20f2e39756e#e8bec6ab-3909-45e8-89b6-c7b8c419453c So..... Over in G.i.B tribe I posted this and more people got the not subtle inclinations of the idea and ran with it as well... One response was: >Brilliant post. I would add that if men got periods, it would only be a matter of time before it was completely and totally fetishized, and there would be a huge market for "red wing" and "cherry/strawberry" (depending on your age) fucking, fisting and rimming vids. Blood would be the new bareback. < This is also true. Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:26:33 GMT http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/3aa6ac50-d438-4b18-923e-f20f2e39756e#e8bec6ab-3909-45e8-89b6-c7b8c419453c $item.owner.firstName 2008-04-24T16:26:33Z http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/3aa6ac50-d438-4b18-923e-f20f2e39756e#4b276543-7f30-49c8-8ceb-957166e90be2 But it's true. ha! Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:22:29 GMT http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/3aa6ac50-d438-4b18-923e-f20f2e39756e#4b276543-7f30-49c8-8ceb-957166e90be2 $item.owner.firstName 2008-04-24T16:22:29Z http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/3aa6ac50-d438-4b18-923e-f20f2e39756e#10bc81e8-1671-4bd1-afd4-3137a093d882 though they way everyone just accepts this as a norm for gay culture disgusts me. Thu, 24 Apr 2008 09:48:32 GMT http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/3aa6ac50-d438-4b18-923e-f20f2e39756e#10bc81e8-1671-4bd1-afd4-3137a093d882 $item.owner.firstName 2008-04-24T09:48:32Z http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/3aa6ac50-d438-4b18-923e-f20f2e39756e#740e6d43-9d86-4483-bde2-a18e29c48318 I can't even fathom this. It is fascinating that I have never even felt that this was attractive to me, as a way of life, and much more fascinating that many others around me are actually experiencing it. LOVE TO ALL dave Wed, 23 Apr 2008 04:07:12 GMT http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/3aa6ac50-d438-4b18-923e-f20f2e39756e#740e6d43-9d86-4483-bde2-a18e29c48318 Dave 2008-04-23T04:07:12Z http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/3aa6ac50-d438-4b18-923e-f20f2e39756e#d4757dde-05d3-4921-8089-80d136267148 my baby's name would be "Third." Tue, 22 Apr 2008 23:46:02 GMT http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/3aa6ac50-d438-4b18-923e-f20f2e39756e#d4757dde-05d3-4921-8089-80d136267148 Michael 2008-04-22T23:46:02Z http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/3aa6ac50-d438-4b18-923e-f20f2e39756e#28b16511-f6c8-425c-a6c1-b8875106a06d This comes from a convo i had on instant messenger with a tribe member where he brought up the HUGE spike in population would be IF gay men were able to get pregnant. This he said after i told him i had a Degrassi High:The next generation secret shame and That "at least i didn't have a teen pregnancy in high school. (But i had almost everything else..except for boyfriend) If Gay men were able to become pregnant abortion clinics would be overfled with pregnant twinks and bottomy daddy men too ashamed to admit they'd been knocked up. Gay men would have a high rate of fraternal twins and tripplets and such, with two or three or maybe six daddies...depending on the party. We'd have men having three kids.. one black...one asian and another who'srace is a sheer mystery. The night care industry would BOOM and children would be placed in the care of fat straight women with nothing better to on a saturday night so Daddy/mommy could go to the white party. Fat women would never get laid! And the economy would spike! And knowing men, the resulting children on the playground would regale eachother with tales of where they born.. "My daddy went into labor while go-go dancing at a white party in palm springs ...his water broke in Lance Basses mouth while he trying to rim him! Do you know what white party is? i do! ha!" And our gyms would run red with blood! Gym bunnies miscarrying on the treadmill and butterfly machines while making bigger pecs.... Anal sex would become messier. Summers Eve and Playtex stock would rocket...and playtex would have to come up with manlier adds to reach their gay demographic... Playtex would become Mantex! Cute boys getting their periods, answering phone calls saying.."Oh i can't tonight...It's that time of the month ...my ass is sore"...and he not be a porn star during a film blitz.) Most famously David and Victoria Beckham named their first born Brooklyn, after where the kid was conceived....basically the last place they fucked before she missed her period. Lets say you were knocked up today.... What would your baby's name be? Think of the last place you had PUBLIC sex...or in a public venue (i say this because it would be more interesting. If you can't think of any or have any.. think of the last place you had sex..if it was at home ... then use your street name). If You had sex at an Exxon gas station... your baby is Exxon.... If it was at Delores Park at 4.m. Your baby girl is named Delores... your baby boy is Parker. Get the idea. Lets roll! My baby is Charlie. Tue, 22 Apr 2008 04:21:50 GMT http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/3aa6ac50-d438-4b18-923e-f20f2e39756e#28b16511-f6c8-425c-a6c1-b8875106a06d $item.owner.firstName 2008-04-22T04:21:50Z