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Gay Jokes

topic posted Mon, April 21, 2008 - 5:11 PM by  Michael
Anyone know anyone good gay jokes?

I'll start,

Q: What do you a call a gay Eskimo?
A: A snow blower...

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A: A "mega-sore-ass"...
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Michael
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  • Re: Gay Jokes

    Mon, April 21, 2008 - 7:30 PM
    oh man..michael... I haven't seen you around in FOREVER...

    I remember when you got flamed for the

    What do you call a fag in a wheelchair...

    Roll aids... which was just dreadfully terrible but secretly funny....haha...so BAD taste..hahaha... yet chewable. like John Waters.

    um... heres one that i made up a few weeks ago.. it's rusty...

    What does a married man , who designed and sewed his wifes wedding dress and arranged the catering himself and interior designed the house he bought for them, USE when his feet are sore from too much shopping with her at Dress Barn?


    STILLGAY


    ha ha ha
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  • Max
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    Re: Gay Jokes

    Thu, April 24, 2008 - 5:31 PM
    Gay Irish Couple:
    Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald

    Q: How do they separate the men from the boys in West Hollywood (Key West, Provincetown, etc)?
    A: With a crowbar

    He says: I am really into S&M
    He answers: Me too, I love spaghetti and meatballs

    Q: What do you call a 250 pound Lesbian?
    A: Anorexic
    Alternative answer: Sir



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  • Max
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    Re: Gay Jokes

    Thu, April 24, 2008 - 6:09 PM
    Somebody tell the missing ladle joke.

    I had a wonderful time last night.
    means
    Who the hell are you?

    He's not my type.
    means
    He won't sleep with me.

    I've been thinking a lot.
    means
    You're not as attractive as when I was drunk.

    Do you love me?
    means
    I've done something stupid and you might find out.
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