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Anyone know anyone good gay jokes?
I'll start,
Q: What do you a call a gay Eskimo?
A: A snow blower...
Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A: A "mega-sore-ass"...
I'll start,
Q: What do you a call a gay Eskimo?
A: A snow blower...
Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A: A "mega-sore-ass"...
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Re: Gay Jokes
Mon, April 21, 2008 - 7:30 PMoh man..michael... I haven't seen you around in FOREVER...
I remember when you got flamed for the
What do you call a fag in a wheelchair...
Roll aids... which was just dreadfully terrible but secretly funny....haha...so BAD taste..hahaha... yet chewable. like John Waters.
um... heres one that i made up a few weeks ago.. it's rusty...
What does a married man , who designed and sewed his wifes wedding dress and arranged the catering himself and interior designed the house he bought for them, USE when his feet are sore from too much shopping with her at Dress Barn?
STILLGAY
ha ha ha
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Re: Gay Jokes
Thu, April 24, 2008 - 5:23 PMQ: What do you call a Lesbian Eskimo?
A: Klondyke
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Re: Gay Jokes
Thu, April 24, 2008 - 5:31 PMGay Irish Couple:
Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald
Q: How do they separate the men from the boys in West Hollywood (Key West, Provincetown, etc)?
A: With a crowbar
He says: I am really into S&M
He answers: Me too, I love spaghetti and meatballs
Q: What do you call a 250 pound Lesbian?
A: Anorexic
Alternative answer: Sir
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Re: Gay Jokes
Thu, April 24, 2008 - 6:09 PMSomebody tell the missing ladle joke.
I had a wonderful time last night.
means
Who the hell are you?
He's not my type.
means
He won't sleep with me.
I've been thinking a lot.
means
You're not as attractive as when I was drunk.
Do you love me?
means
I've done something stupid and you might find out.
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Re: Gay Jokes
Fri, April 25, 2008 - 8:59 AM
Q: What do you call a homosexual who has had a vasectomy?
A: A seedless fruit. -
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Re: Gay Jokes
Fri, March 20, 2009 - 1:43 PMSo a little femme dyke is sitting in a bar, and a big diesel number comes in, hoists herself onto the barstool next to her and orders a beer. After a bit, she turns to the femme, gives her a wink, and says "So, little lady, what's your name?" The femme says "I'm Mary!" The butch sneers at her, "Mary?! Shit, that's a BOY's name!" -
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Re: Gay Jokes
Fri, March 20, 2009 - 6:29 PMHow does a vicious party queen set the table?
Fork on the left, spoon up the nose, knife in the back and Dish Dish DIsh! -
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Re: Gay Jokes
Fri, August 7, 2009 - 8:10 PM
'kay, haven't been on here forever so I just stumbled on this thread. I heard this one a couple of years ago and it cracks me up although I frankly can't quite figure out why...
Q. What's the hardest thing about roller blading?
A. Telling your parents you're gay!
see what I mean?
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Re: Gay Jokes
Fri, August 7, 2009 - 10:44 PMWhat do gay cows eat?
Haaaaaaay!!!
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What's the difference between an elephant and a dyke?
A flannel shirt and fifty pounds.
HA!!!
Just a fuckin' joke bitches!!! Dont be hatin'.
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Re: Gay Jokes
Mon, August 10, 2009 - 4:56 PMQ: How should a fag tell his hag that sex between them will never happen?
A: Honey, I like my tuna in a can .... not a box. -
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Re: Gay Jokes
Mon, August 10, 2009 - 5:04 PMokay so it really wasn't a joke..... it actually happened.
as did:
when the doorman's gaydar is busted, and he stops you on the way into the local cruise joint; to say ...sir? do ya realize that this is a gay bar?
respond thusly....
WHAT?! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! A FAG BAR? WELL JESUS HAIRY FUCKING CHRIST...I GOTTA GET THE FUCKING HELL OUTTA HERE...... ANYBODY SEE MY PURSE?!
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