Tribe.net. Local Connections pheonixfrc http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/7f156744-e402-47eb-b91f-9c12d3186bb6#d270b3bd-8fab-4f19-be0e-bacb1db623f8 2009-08-11T00:04:07Z 2009-08-11T00:04:07Z

okay so it really wasn't a joke..... it actually happened. as did: when the doorman's gaydar is busted, and he stops you on the way into the local cruise joint; to say ...sir? do ya realize that this is a gay bar? respond thusly.... WHAT?! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! A FAG BAR? WELL JESUS HAIRY FUCKING CHRIST...I GOTTA GET THE FUCKING HELL OUTTA HERE...... ANYBODY SEE MY PURSE?!

pheonixfrc 2009-08-11T00:04:07Z pheonixfrc http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/7f156744-e402-47eb-b91f-9c12d3186bb6#cbc990dd-5035-43fa-bbd6-87faf36db754 2009-08-10T23:56:57Z 2009-08-10T23:56:57Z

Q: How should a fag tell his hag that sex between them will never happen? A: Honey, I like my tuna in a can .... not a box.

pheonixfrc 2009-08-10T23:56:57Z Mr. M http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/7f156744-e402-47eb-b91f-9c12d3186bb6#23169053-c409-4ed1-b5b4-9e3089b8480e 2009-08-08T05:44:14Z 2009-08-08T05:44:14Z

What do gay cows eat? Haaaaaaay!!! _______________________ What's the difference between an elephant and a dyke? A flannel shirt and fifty pounds. HA!!! Just a fuckin' joke bitches!!! Dont be hatin'.

Mr. M 2009-08-08T05:44:14Z Heron http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/7f156744-e402-47eb-b91f-9c12d3186bb6#32d6aa51-a91a-472e-a3a6-0272019ea641 2009-08-08T03:10:47Z 2009-08-08T03:10:47Z

'kay, haven't been on here forever so I just stumbled on this thread. I heard this one a couple of years ago and it cracks me up although I frankly can't quite figure out why... Q. What's the hardest thing about roller blading? A. Telling your parents you're gay! see what I mean? Heron

Heron 2009-08-08T03:10:47Z Watchdog http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/7f156744-e402-47eb-b91f-9c12d3186bb6#08858d82-0d75-4c09-9ece-3b37f162c021 2009-03-21T01:29:22Z 2009-03-21T01:29:22Z

How does a vicious party queen set the table? Fork on the left, spoon up the nose, knife in the back and Dish Dish DIsh!

Watchdog 2009-03-21T01:29:22Z Bob http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/7f156744-e402-47eb-b91f-9c12d3186bb6#987e4c12-5648-47c1-9a79-203dbcd633ae 2009-03-20T20:43:09Z 2009-03-20T20:43:09Z

So a little femme dyke is sitting in a bar, and a big diesel number comes in, hoists herself onto the barstool next to her and orders a beer. After a bit, she turns to the femme, gives her a wink, and says "So, little lady, what's your name?" The femme says "I'm Mary!" The butch sneers at her, "Mary?! Shit, that's a BOY's name!"

Bob 2009-03-20T20:43:09Z Max http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/7f156744-e402-47eb-b91f-9c12d3186bb6#1bbc606e-667f-411b-b82b-d353e1368756 2008-04-25T15:59:53Z 2008-04-25T15:59:53Z

Q: What do you call a homosexual who has had a vasectomy? A: A seedless fruit.

Max 2008-04-25T15:59:53Z Max http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/7f156744-e402-47eb-b91f-9c12d3186bb6#0e55c013-ce93-445b-9946-68008fd7c8d4 2008-04-25T01:09:54Z 2008-04-25T01:09:54Z

Somebody tell the missing ladle joke. I had a wonderful time last night. means Who the hell are you? He's not my type. means He won't sleep with me. I've been thinking a lot. means You're not as attractive as when I was drunk. Do you love me? means I've done something stupid and you might find out.

Max 2008-04-25T01:09:54Z Max http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/7f156744-e402-47eb-b91f-9c12d3186bb6#e80f7921-a94e-489e-a47c-a76fb2e4d660 2008-04-25T00:31:34Z 2008-04-25T00:31:34Z

Gay Irish Couple: Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald Q: How do they separate the men from the boys in West Hollywood (Key West, Provincetown, etc)? A: With a crowbar He says: I am really into S&M He answers: Me too, I love spaghetti and meatballs Q: What do you call a 250 pound Lesbian? A: Anorexic Alternative answer: Sir

Max 2008-04-25T00:31:34Z Max http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/7f156744-e402-47eb-b91f-9c12d3186bb6#8729027f-fa49-49aa-b251-86ff55446ff1 2008-04-25T00:23:13Z 2008-04-25T00:23:13Z

Q: What do you call a Lesbian Eskimo? A: Klondyke

Max 2008-04-25T00:23:13Z $item.owner.firstName http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/7f156744-e402-47eb-b91f-9c12d3186bb6#268d43a5-0683-469f-a979-6926dcf6cc66 2008-04-22T02:30:16Z 2008-04-22T02:30:16Z

oh man..michael... I haven't seen you around in FOREVER... I remember when you got flamed for the What do you call a fag in a wheelchair... Roll aids... which was just dreadfully terrible but secretly funny....haha...so BAD taste..hahaha... yet chewable. like John Waters. um... heres one that i made up a few weeks ago.. it's rusty... What does a married man , who designed and sewed his wifes wedding dress and arranged the catering himself and interior designed the house he bought for them, USE when his feet are sore from too much shopping with her at Dress Barn? STILLGAY ha ha ha

$item.owner.firstName 2008-04-22T02:30:16Z Michael http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/7f156744-e402-47eb-b91f-9c12d3186bb6#0fdeb7a8-789b-4e16-a71c-c6cbab07df37 2008-04-22T00:11:17Z 2008-04-22T00:11:17Z

Anyone know anyone good gay jokes? I'll start, Q: What do you a call a gay Eskimo? A: A snow blower... Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: A "mega-sore-ass"...

Michael 2008-04-22T00:11:17Z