http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/7f156744-e402-47eb-b91f-9c12d3186bb6?format=rss Tribe.net. Local Connections http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/7f156744-e402-47eb-b91f-9c12d3186bb6#d270b3bd-8fab-4f19-be0e-bacb1db623f8 okay so it really wasn't a joke..... it actually happened. as did: when the doorman's gaydar is busted, and he stops you on the way into the local cruise joint; to say ...sir? do ya realize that this is a gay bar? respond thusly.... WHAT?! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! A FAG BAR? WELL JESUS HAIRY FUCKING CHRIST...I GOTTA GET THE FUCKING HELL OUTTA HERE...... ANYBODY SEE MY PURSE?! Tue, 11 Aug 2009 00:04:07 GMT http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/7f156744-e402-47eb-b91f-9c12d3186bb6#d270b3bd-8fab-4f19-be0e-bacb1db623f8 pheonixfrc 2009-08-11T00:04:07Z http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/7f156744-e402-47eb-b91f-9c12d3186bb6#cbc990dd-5035-43fa-bbd6-87faf36db754 Q: How should a fag tell his hag that sex between them will never happen? A: Honey, I like my tuna in a can .... not a box. Mon, 10 Aug 2009 23:56:57 GMT http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/7f156744-e402-47eb-b91f-9c12d3186bb6#cbc990dd-5035-43fa-bbd6-87faf36db754 pheonixfrc 2009-08-10T23:56:57Z http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/7f156744-e402-47eb-b91f-9c12d3186bb6#23169053-c409-4ed1-b5b4-9e3089b8480e What do gay cows eat? Haaaaaaay!!! _______________________ What's the difference between an elephant and a dyke? A flannel shirt and fifty pounds. HA!!! Just a fuckin' joke bitches!!! Dont be hatin'. Sat, 08 Aug 2009 05:44:14 GMT http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/7f156744-e402-47eb-b91f-9c12d3186bb6#23169053-c409-4ed1-b5b4-9e3089b8480e Mr. M 2009-08-08T05:44:14Z http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/7f156744-e402-47eb-b91f-9c12d3186bb6#32d6aa51-a91a-472e-a3a6-0272019ea641 'kay, haven't been on here forever so I just stumbled on this thread. I heard this one a couple of years ago and it cracks me up although I frankly can't quite figure out why... Q. What's the hardest thing about roller blading? A. Telling your parents you're gay! see what I mean? Heron Sat, 08 Aug 2009 03:10:47 GMT http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/7f156744-e402-47eb-b91f-9c12d3186bb6#32d6aa51-a91a-472e-a3a6-0272019ea641 Heron 2009-08-08T03:10:47Z http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/7f156744-e402-47eb-b91f-9c12d3186bb6#08858d82-0d75-4c09-9ece-3b37f162c021 How does a vicious party queen set the table? Fork on the left, spoon up the nose, knife in the back and Dish Dish DIsh! Sat, 21 Mar 2009 01:29:22 GMT http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/7f156744-e402-47eb-b91f-9c12d3186bb6#08858d82-0d75-4c09-9ece-3b37f162c021 Watchdog 2009-03-21T01:29:22Z http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/7f156744-e402-47eb-b91f-9c12d3186bb6#987e4c12-5648-47c1-9a79-203dbcd633ae So a little femme dyke is sitting in a bar, and a big diesel number comes in, hoists herself onto the barstool next to her and orders a beer. After a bit, she turns to the femme, gives her a wink, and says "So, little lady, what's your name?" The femme says "I'm Mary!" The butch sneers at her, "Mary?! Shit, that's a BOY's name!" Fri, 20 Mar 2009 20:43:09 GMT http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/7f156744-e402-47eb-b91f-9c12d3186bb6#987e4c12-5648-47c1-9a79-203dbcd633ae Bob 2009-03-20T20:43:09Z http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/7f156744-e402-47eb-b91f-9c12d3186bb6#1bbc606e-667f-411b-b82b-d353e1368756 Q: What do you call a homosexual who has had a vasectomy? A: A seedless fruit. Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:59:53 GMT http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/7f156744-e402-47eb-b91f-9c12d3186bb6#1bbc606e-667f-411b-b82b-d353e1368756 Max 2008-04-25T15:59:53Z http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/7f156744-e402-47eb-b91f-9c12d3186bb6#0e55c013-ce93-445b-9946-68008fd7c8d4 Somebody tell the missing ladle joke. I had a wonderful time last night. means Who the hell are you? He's not my type. means He won't sleep with me. I've been thinking a lot. means You're not as attractive as when I was drunk. Do you love me? means I've done something stupid and you might find out. Fri, 25 Apr 2008 01:09:54 GMT http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/7f156744-e402-47eb-b91f-9c12d3186bb6#0e55c013-ce93-445b-9946-68008fd7c8d4 Max 2008-04-25T01:09:54Z http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/7f156744-e402-47eb-b91f-9c12d3186bb6#e80f7921-a94e-489e-a47c-a76fb2e4d660 Gay Irish Couple: Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald Q: How do they separate the men from the boys in West Hollywood (Key West, Provincetown, etc)? A: With a crowbar He says: I am really into S&M He answers: Me too, I love spaghetti and meatballs Q: What do you call a 250 pound Lesbian? A: Anorexic Alternative answer: Sir Fri, 25 Apr 2008 00:31:34 GMT http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/7f156744-e402-47eb-b91f-9c12d3186bb6#e80f7921-a94e-489e-a47c-a76fb2e4d660 Max 2008-04-25T00:31:34Z http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/7f156744-e402-47eb-b91f-9c12d3186bb6#8729027f-fa49-49aa-b251-86ff55446ff1 Q: What do you call a Lesbian Eskimo? A: Klondyke Fri, 25 Apr 2008 00:23:13 GMT http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/7f156744-e402-47eb-b91f-9c12d3186bb6#8729027f-fa49-49aa-b251-86ff55446ff1 Max 2008-04-25T00:23:13Z http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/7f156744-e402-47eb-b91f-9c12d3186bb6#268d43a5-0683-469f-a979-6926dcf6cc66 oh man..michael... I haven't seen you around in FOREVER... I remember when you got flamed for the What do you call a fag in a wheelchair... Roll aids... which was just dreadfully terrible but secretly funny....haha...so BAD taste..hahaha... yet chewable. like John Waters. um... heres one that i made up a few weeks ago.. it's rusty... What does a married man , who designed and sewed his wifes wedding dress and arranged the catering himself and interior designed the house he bought for them, USE when his feet are sore from too much shopping with her at Dress Barn? STILLGAY ha ha ha Tue, 22 Apr 2008 02:30:16 GMT http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/7f156744-e402-47eb-b91f-9c12d3186bb6#268d43a5-0683-469f-a979-6926dcf6cc66 $item.owner.firstName 2008-04-22T02:30:16Z http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/7f156744-e402-47eb-b91f-9c12d3186bb6#0fdeb7a8-789b-4e16-a71c-c6cbab07df37 Anyone know anyone good gay jokes? I'll start, Q: What do you a call a gay Eskimo? A: A snow blower... Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: A "mega-sore-ass"... Tue, 22 Apr 2008 00:11:17 GMT http://altgays.tribe.net/thread/7f156744-e402-47eb-b91f-9c12d3186bb6#0fdeb7a8-789b-4e16-a71c-c6cbab07df37 Michael 2008-04-22T00:11:17Z