Closeted Movie Characters!!

topic posted Sun, November 11, 2007 - 8:24 PM by 

So the dumb hetties in the Movie Whore tribe didn't respond well to my thread asking the tribe to out sexually ambiguous or not so ambiguous Characters ala Jk Rowlings outting Daddy Dumbldore. Basically Rowlings told us all that If Dumbledore lived in San Francisco his favorite bar would be Twin Peaks.

So i thought it would be brilliant to out characters in filmic History....

like

Sebastian- "The Little Mermaid" : "Such a prissy pig bottom. Even as a kid I thought Sebastian was queer. In Hindsight, he's a be an A-Gay with a Job at the Philharmonic, already with a husband ... WHO cheats on him because he's a such a tight ass. Everyonce in a while Sebastain gets away from from his tank and crawls to blow buddies on;ly after getting hammered at Powerhouse. Sebastian has a secret leather fetish. This Crab has the Crabs!

Leon- From "The Professional" 1994- I was watching this film again by accident on cinemax while cleaning my room and organizing my pornography by title and scene and size quite methodically, when bam it hit me! This sweet, uncomfortable assassin who took in a teenage girl he felt, understandably, sorry for was gay. Loner gay. Hadn't gotten any for a long time...like Dumbledore.... but gay. His sweet gentle spirit clashed just enough with his cold hearted killer.. that i thought... hey this dude is gay. Unwritten... but a homo.

Stuart- From "Stuart saves his family"- This is obvious. It was the early 90's but Al franken knew exactly who stuart was. A GAY self help expert who couldn't deal with his homosexuality in his family frame so he dealt with the alcoholism and pure craziness as a way to dissuade his family from focus on his blatant queerness.


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  • Re: Closeted Movie Characters!!

    Sun, November 11, 2007 - 9:54 PM
    Television closet case: Miss Hathaway from The Beverly Hillbillies. I couldn't see her going home from a day at the bank to take care of a man. Maybe a cat or two ...but probably her sweetie.

    The floorwalker from Macy's who fires Auntie Mame at Christmas time. Even without the real life claim that at the time, he was the lover of Patrick Dennis, the author of the book, he (the character) was just gay. In an early scene in the movie, when Rosalind Russell is out on the patio chatting with guests, there is a woman in a man's suit having a conversation with another woman (can't remember if she was wearing a suit too) in the background. It was the 1920's and it was New York and Mame was avant garde.

    I used to wonder if maybe Maynard G. Krebs had a secret crush on Dobie Gillis. Maybe that's just because I had a crush on him, even if I was four or five years old at the time.

    What about the housekeeper from "The Brady Bunch"?

    Sorry but I keep thinking about television characters instead of the movies.
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      Wed, November 14, 2007 - 11:42 AM
      Naww Not 'Alice' The Housekeeper on The Brady Bunch Max She wasn't a Lesbian.
      Alice was in love with SAM the Meat Man at the local Butcher Shop! In fact in one of the Brady made-for TV Movie Sequels she Marry's Sam once the Brady Kids leave the Nest and she's no longer needed.
      Alice was 'The greatest Surrogate Mom' on TV.
      • Re: Closeted Movie Characters!!

        Thu, November 15, 2007 - 12:52 AM
        You know a good deal more about Alice than I do.
        I based my assessment on her similarity to some of my aunt's Lesbian friends, the neat, efficient, carefully dressed ladies who usually lived with similar ladies. They were teachers or nurses or seamstresses.

        One of my aunt's friends was the widow of a a woman who favored men's shirts and ties. They lived on a farm close enough to town that one of them went to work there doing something. I never knew the husband--she was dead before I could remember.

        I suppose I can allow that a gal doesn't have to be a Lesbian to be a good surrogate (or adoptive or biological) mother.
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        Thu, November 15, 2007 - 2:32 AM
        Okay... I know we are talking about characters here... but can we talk about the actors who played them?

        For example, Ann B. Davis, who portrayed Alice, is known to be a lesbian, and was lovers with Anges Moorehead (more head.. hehe) who played Endora on Bewitched.

        At least, that's how the well-known rumor goes. But I should check with Sean Kelly, who knows more than anybody about Agnes Moorehead.

        You bought that Sam the butcher love story? Even as a kid I saw that there was absolutely no chemistry there. No, I always saw Alice as a lesbian, just dying to burst out of the closet. She almost did, in the remake, when she came back as a big rig driver.
        • Closeted Television Characters

          Thu, November 15, 2007 - 11:13 AM
          You guys can't stay on TOPIC!! *bang bang!*



          ;-P

          OK... if we're going to veer off into the little screen... I'll add my three cents.

          From my generation:

          Danny Tanner, the single father of three girls on FULL HOUSE, the family friendly sit-com of weekly moral lessons set in San Francisco, was gay. He lost his wife and never remarried, never had a love interest. he was sportscaster...yadda... but there was something seemingly a-sexual about him that could have been that he was homosexual father who married young...wife died...and probally behind the scenes had some men friends but was the type to never fully pursue a relationship with a guy unless it landed on his doorstep. He put his family first. He'd be the type of Homo who at 55 starts to use Craigslist and Gay.com lightly to pursue relationships with boys MUCH younger than him as a "mentor"....

          Even Bob Saget admited in plural interviews he thought his Character was gay and wondered why he never hooked up with anyone...and half-way through the series wondered why he didn't even seem to grieve over his dead wife.

          mmmmmmm... i'll have to think more...
          • Re: Closeted Television Characters

            Thu, November 15, 2007 - 11:17 AM
            Carlton from the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
            Blossom prolly grew up into a trendy dyke
            and Steve From Blue's Clues

            A single socially-awkward gay male who spends way to much time with his dog.


            TONS of those in Castro!

            rest me case.
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              Thu, November 15, 2007 - 1:47 PM
              Sticking with your original post, the most closeted 'movie' characters (to me) is: ‘Cillian Murphy’ who plays 'Scarecrow' in "BATMAN BEGINS." Why oh why, do I see a guy that can easily play a gay boy role and/or Drag Queen, and convince me he is 'real' beyond a shadow of a doubt:
              www.imdb.com/gallery/gra...400.jpg.html

              Then there's 'Rebel Without A Cause,' where Sal Mineo (playing 15 year old 'Plato') doesn't hold back his on screen affection for 'James Dean,' or Jimmy towards Sal. This is an f#ckin hot and beautiful sequence (montage) of scenes with Jimmy and Sal, with an awesome song played over it. This is going on my page: youtube.com/watch

              And let's not forget 'Alfred Hitchcock’s "Rope,” with two very obvious gay lovers, serving a very camp meal atop a chest that contains the murdered body of an associate:
              upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...ope1.jpg

              Terry
              • Re: Closeted Television Characters

                Thu, November 15, 2007 - 2:04 PM
                OK it's TV, but how about that Dr. Smith on Lost in Space.......
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                  Thu, November 15, 2007 - 6:39 PM
                  You'll get no argument on that one from anyone who can either see or hear.
                  Who was the man who played Mr. Moody on the later Lucy Show? He was a type of character that always seemed gay to me. If there was a Mrs. Moody, I do not remember her at all. He had that long drawn out way of saying Yeeeeeeeeeeess? and Yeeeeeeeeeeeess! or Ohhhhhh Yeeeeeeeeeeess! with that comical voice inflection.

                  And the other Monroe brother from Green Acres. I think she was Alf and the other brother was Ralph. Maybe she just wanted to be a woman who paints but to be half of the Monroe Brothers? I dunno....

                  And Lassie. He was a male in real life but played a bitch on television. What was that about?
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                    Re: Closeted Television Characters

                    Sun, November 18, 2007 - 11:02 AM
                    We are talking about closeted movie CHARACTERS right? Not that actual actors who portrayed the roles?
                    Dick Sargent played a fahhbulous bewitching Husband and Father to Liz Montgomery and Tabbatha and little brother Adam on TV's 'Bewitched' but in Reality he was a 'Screaming Queen'.
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            Thu, November 15, 2007 - 6:31 PM
            I always wondered what it was like for Bob Saget when he was
            in school as a boy with a name that rhymes with fagot.
            Kids can be such savage little bastards to each other.
  • Re: Closeted Movie Characters!!

    Sun, November 18, 2007 - 11:39 PM

    The question has percolated in my brain ever since I read it. It seems Thelma Ritter was typecast as a dyke in a few movies, probably more than I remember here. To me she is the most memorable character in any movie she played in.

    I had to consult IMDB to validate my memory--and it's a good thing, because I was going to say the movie was "A Night to Remember" but it was actually the 1953 "Titanic".

    Maude Young (played by Thelma Ritter) hung out with the guys, playing cards and smoking cigars. As I recall, she stayed in the card parlor for some time after the collision with the iceberg.. I don't know what people in late nineteenth century high society thought of women like her. Possibly they just thought she was "eccentric". Between the movie censorship of the 1950's and dubious historical accuracy of most movies, I can say without a doubt that Maude Young was different. Maybe she liked men sexually but preferred to be on top. These things are hard to guess. The character impresses me as the kind of gal you wouldn't want to piss off by asking the wrong question.

    Thelma Ritter also impressed me as a dyke in "Boeing, Boeing". In the course of the movie she informs her employer that she drove for the general during the war. "MacArthur?" he asks. "Pershing!" she flatly responds.

    Thelma Ritter also played a character that I remember as Aggie (Aggy, Agee?) in a western movie. She own a ranch (alone) and hires a woman to come out and work on the place with her. IMDB was no help. I saw the movie in B&W on television once years ago. Maybe it was a television series.

    "Clancy" was a character played by Thelma Ritter in "With a Song in My Heart", which I incorrectly remembered as "The Jane Froman Story" (Thanks IMDB). She was a tough old army nurse with the heart of gold, who nursed Jane Froman (portrayed by Susan Hayward) back to health from dreadful injuries sustained in a plane crash while she was on tour with the USO. Jane Froman is a real person and the basic story is true and it's a good movie if you like schmaltzy tearjerkers with lots of songs from around that time.

    www.imdb.com/title/tt0045333/

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